(Note that will be here until I make the Tanphrous Timeline: Scourging and Purging takes place before the events of Fear!Sans Meets Tanphrous/Sans.EXE and takes place WAY WAY before Tanphrous becomes aware of the Rewrittenverse.)
Intro[]
*a Papyrus is sitting on nice comfy chair reading a book on medicine, you approach him* hmmm very interesting, I really should try that next time I do one of my procedures….. *The Papyrus looks up and sees you, looking down at him through the text* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH………, Oh my, I did not see you there friend. Now what brings you here? *you ask the Papyrus that you want to hear a story* A story? Hmmmm it has been a long while sense I narrated one, and you are one who likes to read stories from that screen of yours….. Ok friend! I shall tell you one, a story of self-improvement, of a caring father, and bloodshed…….. Oh where are my manners, I completely forgot to introduce myself. I am Dr. Papsey and now I shall tell you the story of- ME! *Dr. Papsey jumps back as Tanphrous/Sans.EXE pops up behind him* NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What’s wrong, surprised to see me so soon. Ye- yes. How did you even get here? Simple, I heard someone narrating my little journey and saw someone reading, I put two and two together and came here. But I did not even start narrating yet, nor did the reader even start reading. Don’t overthink it buddy, and don’t mind me I am just gonna stay here and commentate a bit, making sure it’s accurate. O- o- ok. *Dr Papsey grabs a book and Tanphrous is kneeling on the chair looking down at the book* Now then, Let us begin.
The Story[]
Our tale starts off in the Aleph Void where it’s resident overlord is meditating “…………… sigh same old visions again, how many times do I gotta see me and that green and orange freak fight, I want to see something new dammit.” Tanphrous gets up and floats towards the Sans.EXE body which he enters, he then heads out of the eye of the beast and b-lines towards the replica. Upon reaching it he studies it looking for any weak-points and strategies his next move. As he watches it and studies he find a small and minuscule crack, however what seems like a worthless note to others is an exploitable weakness to the Dimensional Scourge and so he engraved the coordinates into his mind, and he is about to head out for it when he feels a tug on his coat. Looking down he sees Suns/Suns.webp tugging on his coat and looking up at Sans.EXE. “Oh heya Suns.” Sans.EXE says as he picks Suns up to meet his face, “what does my favorite thing in the whole undertale fandom want?” Suns starts rummaging through his pockets comedically throwing out Kokū no ha’s helmet, Fear!Sans’ scythe, Cozmo’s limited edition baseball cards, and many more things until he finally gets a piece of paper that unravels a list of things he wants to do with his “Papa”. “Well I did have plans on things to do today….. butttt I can put them on hold, for you bud.” Sans.EXE then put Suns on his back who is now doing a koala hug on his back and Sans.EXE heads off with Suns, list in hand.
Exiting the Aleph Void, Both Sans.EXE and Suns look at the list seeing the first of 3 being “hug papa” which Suns was already doing, seeing this gave Sans.EXE a non-threatening smile and he then looked at the second one which was labeled as “Joy Ride” not knowing exactly what Suns meant by this Sans.EXE improvised and teleported to Cozmo’s muscle car collection and put Suns in the passenger’s seat of one he then went onto the driver seat buckled Suns in and slammed the acceleration and as they sped up they crashed through a wall like the Kirby car did in Kirby and the forgotten land, Suns looked surprised and Sans.EXE had a look of excitement. As they landed and drove away they both heard a distressed scream saying “WHERE DID IT GO?” Upon hearing this Sans.EXE accelerated the car faster as him and Suns zoomed around The Godverse. Suns looked at the view and Sans.EXE was “feeling it now Mr. Krabs” as he kept on zooming, this lasted for a few hours until Sans.EXE did not watch where he was going and rammed into a tree breaking the car, the tree fell over and at the other side was Cozmo hanging posters for a missing muscle car………. Cozmo looked at Sans.EXE and the car in horror, Sans.EXE had a “well shit” face and summoned a Blood blaster just in case Cozmo attacked even though he knew that was unlikely, and Suns had a look of shock due to the crash. Sans.EXE slowly placed a tool kit on the broken hood of the car, unbuckled Suns, picked him up and teleported away, all without breaking eye contact with Cozmo.
After that awkward moment Sans.EXE was holding suns and looking at the list and the third/last one on the list was “HINNY MEAL!!” Sans.EXE has heard of the Hinny meal, the kids option in a fast food chain run by Hinn Óreiðukenndi, though he never went there before. But there is a first time for everything, so Sans.EXE with Suns on his back headed to the nearest Aeterframe of The Godverse and entered it, going into the adamasphere where he quickly found one of the restaurants. There was a long line the extended to across the entire city it was located in, however Sans.EXE was not the waiting kind and walked into the restaurant and skipped to the head of the line. Most people there including the employees knew who Sans.EXE was and thus did not try to stop him as they feared what would happen to them, however one person did try and stop him and he wound up getting tossed out of the window and into an empty grave a grave digger was filling. Sans.EXE then grabbed Suns and gently placed him down on the counter where he pointed at the Hinny Meal option, Then Sans.EXE looked at the menu, “Could I have a triple Hinburger with cheese and a large fries. Also Can can my Son here get a Hinny meal with chocolate milk.” The cashier nodded in Fear as she put the order in. But before she could state how much Sans.EXE had to pay he summoned a blood blaster and said, “Oh I forgot to mention, I would like it for free.” Now shaking in utter terror she nodded and printed the receipt and soon the order was prepared and Sans.EXE collected it, Sans.EXE then brought the order over to the table Suns was sitting at and gave Suns his Hinny Meal as he started to eat his own meal. Suns quickly ate through his meal and got to the toy which was an toy airplane which he flew around in the air making fake plane sounds, Sans.EXE looked at that and chuckled before getting up to head to the bathroom to cause some chaos in it.
After scaring everyone in the bathrooms silly he went out and heard crying, he then looked and Saw Suns looking very sad with tears coming down from his eyes and a boo-boo on his left cheek. Rushing towards Suns Sans.EXE looked at the injury, “SUNS! ARE YOU OK? WHAT HAPPENED?” Suns then stood up and acted out what happened, someone with a flaming head that looked like Virus404, wearing a spooky suit came up to Suns took his toy airplane and when Suns tried to get it back he smacked Suns’ left cheek and threw the toy airplane on the floor breaking it. Seeing that Sans.EXE was filled with rage so visible every opening was leaking a viscous black substance, he then picked up Suns and teleported to a nearby Shamasphere and started talking to Suns, “Don’t worry Suns, Papa Tanphrous will take care of that meanie and give you a little something to replace the toy he took from you.” Then Sans.EXE used his powers to reshape the Shamasphere into Suns’ head and put Suns inside it, he edited the newly made Suns-sphere to make Suns be the absolute god of it, unmatched while within it, able to do anything in it. After that he gave Suns a little kiss on his forehead and headed off to the place he believed the culprit resided in.
Going just outside the range of the Aeter Engine Sans.EXE saw a big floating white orb, the home of the one called Duality. Entering it he saw a monochrome dystopian hellscape and near one of the toy airplanes broken wings was one of Duality’s Half’s Destroy who was dancing to some Rave. A broken bone then got fired at the speaker playing the funk music stopping it, Destroy then looked at Sans.EXE who was awe fully pissed at Destroy. “What did you do tha-“, before Destroy could finish his sentence Sans.EXE had rushed towards him and pinned him to a nearby wall looking like he would brutally murder Destroy if he spoke another word. Sans.EXE then grabbed Destroy’s mask/head and started closing his hand, causing the max to start to crack and crunch with a look of bloody murder in his eye. Destroy tried and failed to get out of Sans.EXE’s grip, and right as his mask was about to shatter Sans.EXE stopped. Sans.EXE then threw Destroy onto the ground put his foot on his chest and tossed a pen and paper at Destroy’s face. “APOLOGIZE” Sans.EXE said menacingly to Destroy, “Wha-“ Sans.EXE cut off Destroy again and screamed at him “APOLOGIZE!!!” Destroy had no idea what he was supposed to even apologize for but then he saw the broken wing of the toy airplane and immediately knew what he was supposed to apologize for. “Why wou-“ before Destroy could finish his sentence agai an, Sans.EXE stomped on the ground so hard Destroy’s/Duality’s/God’s home/realm was completely shattered. “……….. Ok.” Destroy said sheepishly after Sans.EXE showed his dominance by demolishing their home, and so Destroy wrote a half-assed apology that Sans.EXE shredded up and made him rewrite, they kept on doing this until Sans.EXE was happy with the apology and left, but not before punching Destroy in the face one last time.
After That Sans.EXE went to Suns who was playing around the the Suns-Sphere and gave him the apology that he forced Destroy to write, Suns was happy with the apology and looked happy, however he also looked tired so Sans.EXE picked up the tired boi and brought him to his room in the Aleph void. He then tucked Suns In bed and red him a bedtime story. Once Suns was fast asleep Sans.EXE got up and finally left to do what he originally planned. Heading towards the coordinates he had engraved into his mind earlier he went to the Aeter Eye and found the crack, just like shown on the replica. Pleased Sans.EXE looked at the crack and started punching it over and over again, each punch sent a shockwave across the Aeter Eye and every Aeterframe and Shamasphere, and each punch made the crack grow bigger, and bigger, he kept punching it over and over again thinking that today was finally the day he would give the engine the ol’ 1, 2. However before he could he heard a loud finger snap and the crack suddenly vanished and was healed, Sans.EXE looked shocked (comedically) and then a spinning blade hit him and he and the surrounding area started to glitch and faulted. But before everything went dark Sans.EXE recognized the blade and who it belonged to, and muttered something out loud “That Damn King Multiverse Knock-Off.” After that everything went dark and Sans.EXE was knocked out if only for a bit as he got transported somewhere else.
Once his eyes re-opened and vision cleared, Sans.EXE found himself surrounded by pure darkness, he tried teleporting out or summoning a portal to the Aleph void but those both failed, getting up he wandered around for a bit as creepy circus music played all around. He kept wandering until he felt a third presence watching him, and this time it was not Me or the Reader, it was someone else. Turning around Sans.EXE saw two piecing yellow eyes looking at him, “Well, well, well, if it ain’t the jester who believes himself to be free.” Sans.EXE said sarcastically. “WE HE HE, YES IT IS ME, ME! AND I SEE, SEE YOUR FINALLY UP, AFTER I POKED YOU WITH A SITCK FOR 10 HOURS STRAIGHT.” Sans.EXE looked at Jevil unamused “Listen here bootleg Dimentio, where is the exit to this place, I got work to do.” “WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LEAVE LEAGE? WHEN YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BECOMING FREE LIKE ME?” “Maybe it’s becuase I would rather not be an idiotic clown who is stuck in an unreasonable illusion.” Sans.EXE clearly does not want anything to do here and just wants to leave, however this seemingly ticked off a nerve in Jevil. “I SEE, I SEE, IT SEEMS NOT EVERYONE WISHES TO BE FREE. HOWEVER IT MATTERS NOT NOW AS THIS STORY BEING TOLD SHALL SOON ROT, ROT, AS IT BURNS TO THE GROUND AS MY PRESENCE DOES TO THE REST!” Jevil looks on triumphantly waiting for the text of the story to get all jumbled up and turn into utter gibberish, but it never does. “Wait, why is the narrative not turning into utter madness and breaking apart?”, Jevil says in confusion. “Maybe it is because I am keeping it together, I have broken the Narrative’s text before, so I am also capable of keeping it together even in your presence.” Jevil looks at Sans.EXE is shock. “Wait, That’s illega-.” Jevil gets punched in the face by Sans.EXE, “no more distractions, now then. How do I get out of here.” Jevil is rubbing his cheek that got punched and then looks at Sans.EXE “YOU CAN LEAVE, LEAVE, WHEN I SAY SO, SAY SO. AND I WILL LET YOU GO…….. AFTER I TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS!!!” “Sigh not in a fighting mood today, but sure now then time for……….. wait why can’t I unrestricted myself……” Sans.EXE is confused on why he cannot use his full arsenal but the realizes an Omni-Lock was placed on him. “After I get out of here I am 100% vandalizing any Poster of that stupid king I see, Sigh guess I gotta make Do with what I Have.” Sans.EXE summoned many blood blasters and starts to float off the ground as red bolts of boost spurted out of him like electricity. The fight had begun.
Jevil rushed towards Sans.EXE summoning many clubs and spades along with creating new attacks that can counter Sans.EXE’s defense’s. Meanwhile Sans.EXE was forming a wall of blood blasters and shifting the definitions of Jevil’s attacks. And as Jevil got close Sans.EXE unleashed all of his blood blasters and made them fire at Jevil who took no damage as he decided that he should not, he then kicked Sans.EXE in the chest and a Devilsknife explodes on his back and is somehow bypasses all of Sans.EXE’s defenses for because Jevil made it so. Sans.EXE is then flung back as Jevil wombo combo’s him as he makes multiple copies of himself who all attack Sans.EXE while bypassing his defense’s cause he can. Sans.EXE then attempted to retaliate by firing streams of blood at Jevil and his clones but the blood turns into confetti as Jevil willed it so. Starting to get mad Sans.EXE rushed towards Jevil and grabbed his neck but then it suddenly changed so that Jevil was grabbing Sans.EXE’s neck, Jevil the hung him up like a piñata and Him and his clones started taking turns walking Sans.EXE with a bat which somehow produced candy when it hit him. All the Jevil’s then walked him with Devilsknife’s and Sans.EXE was getting real frustrated as Jevil could seemingly counter everything he did no matter what, but he cannot counter anything Jevil does. After getting beat up more Jevil came up close to Sans.EXE and started talking “HE HE HE, SEEMS LIKE YOU CANNOT KEEP UP, UP. THOUGH I KNEW I WOULD WIN THIS FIGHT, After all, I CAN DO ANYTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Hearing this Sans.EXE sneered in anger but then a brilliant idea hit him, Jevil said he could do anything, so what if he shifted what some definitions mean. Sans.EXE smiled as he changed the definitions of Can, Do, anything, everything and Freedom for Jevil. Jevil was confused on why Sans.EXE was suddenly smiling and decided to finish him off, swinging his devilsknife at Sans.EXE at high speeds, but upon impact it shattered and Jevil looked confused. “Wha, h- h- how?” Sans.EXE then snapped the rope he was hanging from and landed on the ground, The Jevil clones all rushed at Tanphrous but poofed into a cloud of smoke upon touching him. Sans.EXE then started to slowly walk towards Jevil who was trying anything and everything to stop Sans.EXE in his tracks but nothing worked. Finally Sans.EXE closed the distance and looked down at a Frightened and confused Jevil who was crawling away, Sans.EXE picked him up and started to return the favor, brutally maiming and beating Jevil putting him in complete and utter agony, he then dropped Jevil onto the ground hard and leaned towards him before uttering a few words. “I Can do Anything.” Jevil looked in shock as Sans.EXE used his own catchphrase against him, Sans.EXE could now kill Jevil if he wanted too, but he had another idea, “I could kill you now if I wished, but it would be a shame to do so, I would much rather keep you alive so when I finally crush this fandom into the ground you can watch as I do so, and not only that, but I want you alive, so you can remember the time when you could NOT do anything, when you where helpless just like I was during the start of our fight.” Sans.EXE then reverted the definitions of everything he changed back to normal and spoke to Jevil one last time. “Now then, how bout you L E T M E O U T !” Still frightened Jevil opened a gateway out and Sans.EXE walked out while whistling the tune of “Play With Me” by LongestSoloEver.
Upon leaving that wretched place, Sans.EXE fiddled with the Omni-Lock put onto him, rewriting many definitions and using reality warping until he finally broke out of it letting him use all of his arsenal again. He then vandalized a Poster of King Godverse like he promised before heading back to the Aleph Void, this time he will think of a better strategy than just punching the Aeter Eye, but he will have to wait for another weak point to appear. But he is patient and will eagerly wait. *Book close*
Outro[]
So uhhhhh was it accurate? ………. I guess so yes, though I did not get beaten up that hard by Jevil at the start, I got beaten up at the start yes, but not that badly. Well that’s what the book says that’s what happened. Don’t believe everything you read. *Dr. Papsey Sighs* welp it does not matter now, the story is over anyways. *BEEP BEEP BEEP* OH NO, I FORGOT I HAD TO FIX A NARRATIVE!!! Sorry reader but I must go, I hope I can narrate another story for you another time *Dr. Papsey rushes off with his medical equipment* heh, guess I should go too. And how bout you give me some privacy reader, K? *Tanphrous/Sans.EXE enter a portal into the Aleph void* *now your all alone, seeing this you take this as your signal to leave*